{"id":34,"date":"2013-01-07T17:28:50","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T17:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outofthedarkness.info\/blog\/?p=34"},"modified":"2013-01-07T17:29:27","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T17:29:27","slug":"a-new-strain-of-ackanphi-plague-current-inoculations-proving-ineffective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outofthedarkness.info\/blog\/a-new-strain-of-ackanphi-plague-current-inoculations-proving-ineffective\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Strain of Ackanphi Plague: Current Inoculations Proving Ineffective."},"content":{"rendered":"

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